GOD DAMMIT GOLD THIS IS UNAPPROVED SEXUAL CONDUCT I DID NOT APPROVE THIS MAKEOUT SCENE YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE MISTER PLEASE SEE YOUR CHAPTER OUTLINE FOR A LIST OF APPROVED KITCHEN ACTIVITIES IN THIS CHAPTER AND YOU WILL FIND THAT SEXING LACEY UP IS NOT LISTED THANK YOU.
Studies show that 100% fic readers approve of an automatically approved activities list including sexing it up in the kitchen.
If it’s not in your chapter outline list, then it’s in that one.
Go ahead, Gold, and rock Lacey’s world on the table.
…it was the countertop and I kinda did a fade to black so feel free to imagine whatever you like.
There will be a proper sex scene in like, two more chapters and oh fuck it I’m going to end up letting them fuck in the kitchen fuck my life. Oral only, Gold!
Go, Gold, Gooooo !
I hate you all!
The only thing that changed mind is that they only get a few chapters to have a fairly happy life before Emma shows up and then so does Rumple.