ripperblackstaff:

standbyyourmantis:

ripperblackstaff:

standbyyourmantis:

ripperblackstaff:

standbyyourmantis:

GOD DAMMIT GOLD THIS IS UNAPPROVED SEXUAL CONDUCT I DID NOT APPROVE THIS MAKEOUT SCENE YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE MISTER PLEASE SEE YOUR CHAPTER OUTLINE FOR A LIST OF APPROVED KITCHEN ACTIVITIES IN THIS CHAPTER AND YOU WILL FIND THAT SEXING LACEY UP IS NOT LISTED THANK YOU.

Studies show that 100% fic readers approve of an automatically approved activities list including sexing it up in the kitchen.

If it’s not in your chapter outline list, then it’s in that one.

Go ahead, Gold, and rock Lacey’s world on the table.

…it was the countertop and I kinda did a fade to black so feel free to imagine whatever you like.

*POUTS*

There will be a proper sex scene in like, two more chapters and oh fuck it I’m going to end up letting them fuck in the kitchen fuck my life. Oral only, Gold!

YAAAAAAAAAAAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go, Gold, Gooooo !

I hate you all!

The only thing that changed mind is that they only get a few chapters to have a fairly happy life before Emma shows up and then so does Rumple.


ripperblackstaff:

standbyyourmantis:

ripperblackstaff:

standbyyourmantis:

GOD DAMMIT GOLD THIS IS UNAPPROVED SEXUAL CONDUCT I DID NOT APPROVE THIS MAKEOUT SCENE YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE MISTER PLEASE SEE YOUR CHAPTER OUTLINE FOR A LIST OF APPROVED KITCHEN ACTIVITIES IN THIS CHAPTER AND YOU WILL FIND THAT SEXING LACEY UP IS NOT LISTED THANK YOU.

Studies show that 100% fic readers approve of an automatically approved activities list including sexing it up in the kitchen.

If it’s not in your chapter outline list, then it’s in that one.

Go ahead, Gold, and rock Lacey’s world on the table.

…it was the countertop and I kinda did a fade to black so feel free to imagine whatever you like.

*POUTS*

There will be a proper sex scene in like, two more chapters and oh fuck it I’m going to end up letting them fuck in the kitchen fuck my life. Oral only, Gold!


ripperblackstaff:

standbyyourmantis:

GOD DAMMIT GOLD THIS IS UNAPPROVED SEXUAL CONDUCT I DID NOT APPROVE THIS MAKEOUT SCENE YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE MISTER PLEASE SEE YOUR CHAPTER OUTLINE FOR A LIST OF APPROVED KITCHEN ACTIVITIES IN THIS CHAPTER AND YOU WILL FIND THAT SEXING LACEY UP IS NOT LISTED THANK YOU.

Studies show that 100% fic readers approve of an automatically approved activities list including sexing it up in the kitchen.

If it’s not in your chapter outline list, then it’s in that one.

Go ahead, Gold, and rock Lacey’s world on the table.

…it was the countertop and I kinda did a fade to black so feel free to imagine whatever you like.




Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

endangeredslug:

standbyyourmantis:

endangeredslug replied to your post “GOD DAMMIT GOLD THIS IS UNAPPROVED SEXUAL CONDUCT I DID NOT APPROVE…”

I sent him a note to steam it up.

You’re supposed to be on my siiiiide.

Also in the past three days I have written three different Golds and I’m not really sure what that’s doing to my mind.

I am on your side totally. Yes. But I’m also on the side of steaming it up so you can see where the conflict is.

I think I wrangled him back into line. Anyway, I don’t want to do three sex scenes in 4-5 chapters. That’s a little bit of overkill.


ouat, emma you need to reevaluate your choices, you've also fucked a flying monkey,

endangeredslug replied to your post “GOD DAMMIT GOLD THIS IS UNAPPROVED SEXUAL CONDUCT I DID NOT APPROVE…”

I sent him a note to steam it up.

You’re supposed to be on my siiiiide.

Also in the past three days I have written three different Golds and I’m not really sure what that’s doing to my mind.

endangeredslug,

The Adoption!verse still on vacation, gets a little shippy

steampunk-archer:

standbyyourmantis:

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Anonymous said:
I’m not sure if this would be a full prompt, but I can see Gold wanting to take hundreds pictures of Bae while on vacation.

anonymousnerdgirl said:
Adoption!prompt: Gold goes a bit crazy taking pictures of the family vacation.

ctdg said:
a prompt for your adoption!verse if you’re interested : they lose bae somewhere, i don’t know maybe at the pier or a fair during a walk, and for the first time gold gets very angry with bae when finally they find hi,. sorry the bit of angst

A/N: Alright well I stuck MOSTLY to those prompts, but in the end I couldn’t fill part of the last one. 

I also wanted to thank the entire Rumbelle fandom for trying so hard to cheer me up yesterday when I was having a bad time.  You guys are the best fandom I’ve ever seen ever and I love you all SO much!  Thanks for being there, guys.

Also I AM still taking prompts because I like this ‘verse and have no desire for it to ever end.  I have a ton of them already but I’m down for more.

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Awww poor Gold

I know, that poor sweet woobie.  I can promise you that everything works out for him in the end.