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Anonymous: So I presume you know about the Näcken of the Year contest? Google Årets Näck, there's video of brave souls freezing their balls off. Most years they're violinists but one year the winner played saxophone. Also there's that scene in Skin Deep where Gold comes back to his burgled house and there's a bunch of stringed instruments in his parlor. Maybe canon Rumple *did* play näcken at some point. Hell, look at his dad; maybe he shares a talent for magical music with Pan.

WHY IS THIS A THING I AM ONLY JUST NOW BECOMING AWARE OF??

posted on September 22nd

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endangeredslug:

standbyyourmantis:

standbyyourmantis:

endangeredslug replied to your post “Uh, if you’re saying you’re tempted to write an AU where Rumple seduces Belle by standing naked in a stream playing the violin more beautifully than any mortal, by all means, keep playing digital dress up. (anons can’t post gifs,…

Oh no I couldn’t possibly deprive you of a September prompt!
Anyway, do you want Nokken!Rumple or Tiny!Rumple or maybe me to finish my four other stories because those things can’t happen simultaneously.

You should do only the ones you want.

I write for fleeting internet popularity, let’s be honest. Ugh I guess I’ll stick this on my someday list.

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Anonymous: I'm just gonna lurk over here, enabling like crazy. (Also nacken=no clothes. Very important detail, that.) Maybe the trolls keep kidnapping villagers to play music for a troll wedding feast, planning to let them go if they do well, but if they don't play perfectly the poor bastards get eaten, so Belle makes a deal; the water demon must teach her to play flawlessly, and after the wedding she'll be the nacken's servant (provided he puts on some clothes first.)

Oh dammit that’s brilliant shit talk me out of this you jerks.

And yes I think Belle would definitely make pants a stipulation of her continued service.

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endangeredslug replied to your post “Uh, if you’re saying you’re tempted to write an AU where Rumple seduces Belle by standing naked in a stream playing the violin more beautifully than any mortal, by all means, keep playing digital dress up. (anons can’t post gifs,…

Oh no I couldn’t possibly deprive you of a September prompt!
Anyway, do you want Nokken!Rumple or Tiny!Rumple or maybe me to finish my four other stories because those things can’t happen simultaneously.

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Anonymous: Uh, if you're saying you're tempted to write an AU where Rumple seduces Belle by standing naked in a stream playing the violin more beautifully than any mortal, by all means, keep playing digital dress up. (anons can't post gifs, so just imagine Dark Helmet playing with dolls. Or you could imagine naked nacken Rumple playing the violin. You know, whichever.)

standbyyourmantis:

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Belle as the girl from a village threatened by giants (trolls?) who sets out to learn violin from Nokken Rumple because she believes that it’s her only hope to convince them not to destroy them because music soothes the beast? I dunno it’s a plot contrivance.

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Rumple as the lonely water demon who lures villagers to their deaths for fun.  He becomes fascinated by the pretty peasant girl who leaves offerings at his river and offers to lure the giants away himself — for a price.

deoxydahlia:

DID YOU DRAW THOSE? they are wonderful.

No, i wish. I was playing with dress up doll makers and found a set of Scandinavian fairy tale ones. That’s what the anon was referring to.

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handwithquill:

handwithquill:

standbyyourmantis:

standbyyourmantis:

handwithquill:

standbyyourmantis:

The husband has gone to sleep and nobody has posted porn today that I’ve found.

YOUR QUEEN DEMANDS BONERS.

Queen Mantis has requested smut. I offer my humble attempt at it. (very NSFW, if I was posting as a normal fic,…

Thanks, I’ve been wanting to write some random Rumbelle smut and when i saw your post, i thought, ::shugs:: why not. I had just gotten out of the shower and couldn’t go to sleep  until my hair dried. There was a couple elements I wanted to play around with as well. The whole sorta pretend Dom! thing.

I’m happy I could provide incentive. I love power play scenes.

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endangeredslug replied to your post “Uh, if you’re saying you’re tempted to write an AU where Rumple seduces Belle by standing naked in a stream playing the violin more beautifully than any mortal, by all means, keep playing digital dress up. (anons can’t post gifs, so just imagine Dark Helmet playing with dolls. Or you could imagine naked nacken Rumple playing the violin. You know, whichever.)”

Do it.

Oh no wait I think I have a better idea.

It’s still September.

You do it.

posted on September 22nd   8 notes

handwithquill:

standbyyourmantis:

standbyyourmantis:

handwithquill:

standbyyourmantis:

The husband has gone to sleep and nobody has posted porn today that I’ve found.

YOUR QUEEN DEMANDS BONERS.

Queen Mantis has requested smut. I offer my humble attempt at it. (very NSFW, if I was posting as a normal fic,…

I just love that I can randomly demand porn now and it happens. This is my life and these are my choices and I am very okay with it.

Seriously though. Baroness?

sure i’ll take Baroness. i like the better then Duchess

 

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Sounds like a plan.  Good story btw.

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dynastylnoire:

judgebunnie:

undereyelids:

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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dewgonair:

lockrocksandcoke:

131-di:

veggiebaker:

therunscape:

Heart attacks symptoms are different for women. I recently learned this. 

Everyone should know these things.

thanks to mainstream media and being unable to show breasts on TV, way too few people know about female signs of cardiac distress, and impending heart attacks. they only know about the “pain in the left arm” male symptom.

i had all these symptoms once and they sent me right to hospital
it was scary bc i didnt know these were the symptoms for female heart issues

Please, please, PLEASE, reblog this. i don’t know if I did save or called false alarm, with my boss’ life tonight. I felt I was being a bit paranoid, overreacting, but I told Mirage my thoughts and he, after reading over the article I showed him, immediately sprung into action and then shooed her off to the hospital. I don’t know if I did or not, but I knew she’d been super stressed. She’d off-handedly commented on her arm tingling and I asked her if she felt queasy on a hunch. I went to look at the symptoms and we went from there.

dewgonair:

lockrocksandcoke:

131-di:

veggiebaker:

therunscape:

Heart attacks symptoms are different for women. I recently learned this. 

Everyone should know these things.

thanks to mainstream media and being unable to show breasts on TV, way too few people know about female signs of cardiac distress, and impending heart attacks. they only know about the “pain in the left arm” male symptom.

i had all these symptoms once and they sent me right to hospital

it was scary bc i didnt know these were the symptoms for female heart issues

Please, please, PLEASE, reblog this. i don’t know if I did save or called false alarm, with my boss’ life tonight. I felt I was being a bit paranoid, overreacting, but I told Mirage my thoughts and he, after reading over the article I showed him, immediately sprung into action and then shooed her off to the hospital. I don’t know if I did or not, but I knew she’d been super stressed. She’d off-handedly commented on her arm tingling and I asked her if she felt queasy on a hunch. I went to look at the symptoms and we went from there.

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