mrgoldsdearie:

standbyyourmantis:

mrgoldsdearie:

standbyyourmantis:

mrgoldsdearie:

standbyyourmantis:

So, note to self: moonshine is kind of a strong drink.

KIND OF A STRONG DRINK?

Dearie, I can tell you stories.

A friend gave us a jar.

You’re fucked out of your mind aren’t you?

Not yet!

Everyone has different alcohol levels and it also depends on where you got it. But what u can tell you from when I drank that shit. I didn’t get up for two days. I was hurt, sick and missable.

Awesome! Tomorrow afternoon I’ll drink some and then write my spankings.

I MIGHT need a beta reader for that.


imaducky:

standbyyourmantis:

mrgoldsdearie:

standbyyourmantis:

mrgoldsdearie:

standbyyourmantis:

So, note to self: moonshine is kind of a strong drink.

KIND OF A STRONG DRINK?

Dearie, I can tell you stories.

A friend gave us a jar.

You’re fucked out of your mind aren’t you?

Not yet!

When you are, please write smut.

I’ll write drunk smut tomorrow if you remind me.


mrgoldsdearie:

standbyyourmantis:

mrgoldsdearie:

standbyyourmantis:

So, note to self: moonshine is kind of a strong drink.

KIND OF A STRONG DRINK?

Dearie, I can tell you stories.

A friend gave us a jar.

You’re fucked out of your mind aren’t you?

Not yet!


kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

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anonymousnerdgirl:

callafallon:

ask-oockillian:

My boyfriend speculates (because I’m sharing all these spoilers with him) that Hook is sleeping on a park bench not because of Mr. Gold, but because Hook hasn’t paid his bills with Granny.

After four seasons of guests who don’t pay their bills or have any means of paying their bills it’s about time.

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Landlord Rumple putting a “no pets, and that includes pirates” clause on any space he rents to Emma or Snowing. 

He was the Toto figure in the Oz arc. The witch tried to drown him and he was constantly humping Emma’s leg…


mrgoldsdearie:

standbyyourmantis:

So, note to self: moonshine is kind of a strong drink.

KIND OF A STRONG DRINK?

Dearie, I can tell you stories.

A friend gave us a jar.


So, note to self: moonshine is kind of a strong drink.

drinking tw, mantis at home,

woodelf68:

anonymousnerdgirl:

thenaughtyscandalousscorpio:

justrumbelledearie:

buckiedbarnes:

Answer me a question out of all the hot princes with just the right amount of stubble whY DID I FALL FOR RUMPLESTILTSKIN

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Some things don’t make a hell of a lot of sense. You just have to sort of lean into them.

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Because Bobby has the most charisma and raw sexual energy.

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Two things:

a) I love how that last gif has become the Rumbelle “thing”

b) I have some ideas on why it happened:

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paradiceseeker replied to your post “Adoption!verse Remix Has Lunch”

The poor fool has no idea does he.

Not a single goddamn one.

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